LET’S DO IT

Let’s do it
On the TV
Let’s do it in the hall
Do it in the bedroom
If we do it at all
Do it standing up
Do it sitting down
Do it whilst we laughing
Do it whilst we frown
Lets do it in the cupboard
Lets do it on the stairs
Do it when it’s raining
Do it when it’s fair
Do it in the evening
Do it in the day
Let’s do it.

Let’s do it in the bathroom
Do it on the bed
Do it standing up
Do it on our heads
Let’s do it all the time
Let’s do it on the path
Let’s do it while we’re crying
Like a psychopath
Let’s do it through the daytime
Let’s do it through the night
Do it all the time
Do it till it’s right
Do it in the spring time
Do it in the fall
Do it every which way
If we do it at all
Let’s do it.

STREETS OF HEAVEN

Streets of heaven
Streets of hell
I know you
You know me well
Streets of hate
Streets of shame
You know me
I know your name

Streets and lanes
And paths we walk
We make love
We never talk

Streets of hope
Streets of pain
Every day
We do it again
Streets of laughter
Streets of fun
We can’t walk
These streets again

Streets and lanes
And paths we walk
We make love
We never talk

Streets of anguish
Streets of fears
Streets all filled
With bitter tears
Streets of love
Are dead end streets
Whenever you and
I should meet.

I WISH

I wish I was a winner
And I could take your hand
And walk with you along the street
And walk along the sand
I wish I was a winner
Not scared of meeting you
And no one ever laughed at me
And I’d know just what to do

I wish I was a winner
I would look into your eyes
And tell you that I loved you
I wouldn’t tell you lies
I wish I was a winner
And no one laughed at me
And I could say I love you
And I could then be free

But they know that I’m a loser
Too scared to speak your name
You live a life of laughter
And I live a life of shame
Tonight I’ll be a winner
I’m going to talk to you
And I’ll start my life over
Unafraid of what they’ll do.

MORE

Running through the long grass
Laughing through the wood
Skipping on a sidewalk
Feeling mighty good
Your hair on the pillow
Your clothes on the floor
How could any man
Ever ask for more

Splashing through the wavelets
Running on the beach
Eyes catch the fire glow
Cheeks like a peach
It’s good to remember
When you come through the door
How quickly we were naked
We didn’t ask for more

Lay down here beside me
By the warm fire glow
Feel the love inside you
Feel how it grows
Snuggle up behind me
Lay the rug on the floor
Here in the love light
Who could ask for more.

HOLD ME TILL THE MORING

Come inside my little room
The curtains have been drawn
It’s just about big enough
It’ll feel so safe and warm
No one to see us any more
Let the night time be our friend
Leave your troubles at the door
Let me be your special friend

Hold me till the morning
I’ll love you through the night
Hold me till the sun comes up
Everything will be alright

Sit upon my single bed
There’s no one who can see
Sit down here and relax
Sit down beside me
Leave your worries for tomorrow
Tonight stay here with me
There is no need to hurry
Let the darkness set you free

And when the sun comes shining
On a new and different you
You’ll feel that things got better
There’s nothing you’ve got to do
Just relax and let the moment
Wash all your cares away
Just stay with me tonight
Tomorrows another day

 

UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

Up close and personal
I want you to be
Up close and personal
Personal to me

Up close and personal
Get inside my skin
Up close and personal
Now the fun begins

Up close and personal
Feel the warmth inside
Up close and personal
Hold on to this ride

Up close and personal
Feel the real me
Up close and personal
Personal and free
Up close and personal
Personal and free.

SIDE STREETS OF SHAME

No one knows what I’ve done
No one knows my name
No one knows what I do
On the streets of shame

Ev’ry day is different
But I still feel the same
I know just what I do
On the side street of shame

People think that you’ve hurt me
People think you’re to blame
But they don’t know what I do
On the side streets of shame

People come and people go
I treat them just the same
No one knows what I do
On the side streets of shame

The side streets of shame
The side streets of shame
No one knows what I do
On the side streets of shame

DON’T EVER GO

Golden light shines on your hair
Your sleeping face is like a dream
I watch you dream without a care
The loveliest girl I’ve ever seen

So please don’t ever go
Please don’t ever go
I couldn’t live without you
Please don’t ever go

My heart will break if you go
Your sleeping face is lovely
Did I say I loved you so
Or did my words just fail me

You sleep and you’re dreaming
Do you ever dream of me
I want to wake you as I’m leaving
Will you then miss me

Please stay with me ‘till tonight
I need you here beside me
Your face in the dying light
Is all I ever want to see.

BOYS AND GIRLS

Boys and girls come out to play
Sun is shining it’s a lovely day
Leave your socks and leave your shoes
Dance with me and lose your blues

Come with me through your town
See the walls come tumbling down
Dance and dance the night away
Dance with me ‘til break of day

Lose your books and lose your school
Dance with me don’t be no fool
Dance and dance the day away
Dance til it all fades away

Boys and girls come dance with me
Let the dance set you free
Dance and dance until you drop
Dance again don’t ever stop.

GOT NO REASON

One brother
Like no other
Walks the streets of this old burg
One mother
Like no other
Talks but never does get heard

Red flashing light
Lights up the night
Pulls a young man off the road
A little baiting
A little hating
Gotta lot of it to unload

Gotta faze him
Gonna haze him
Gotta get a good boy mad
Little licks
From their sticks
Is gonna turn this good boy bad

Fight back now
Don’t know how
Guns get eased and drawn
One shot now
Not a lot now
He won’t ever see the dawn.

 

SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE

You know what I want you to do
You know just where we are
I want you now it’s true
I want you in my car
I want you to give it all
I want you take it higher
I want you to have a ball
To set the night on fire

I walk along by your side
I’ve done all that I should do
I’ve gone along for the ride
But all I want is you
I need you beside me tonight
We don’t need no heavenly choir
Let your body do what’s right
Try to set the night on fire

All the lonely walks back home
All the lonely nights in bed
I don’t want to be alone
I want to be with you instead
And now’s the time I must know
Will hist’ry prove my dreams a liar
Tell me will you stay or go
Try to set the night on fire.

MAN AND BOY

Man and boy
I’ve always loved you
Man and boy
No one above you
No one
Who makes life a joy
For this man and boy

Man and boy
My love has grown for you
Man and boy
This isn’t something new
No one
But you brings the joy
To this man and boy

Man and boy
I’d gladly die for you
Man and boy
It isn’t something new
No one
But you brings the joy
For this man and boy.

A GIANT COCKROACH ATE MY CAT

I was sitting down
Reading a book
When something made me
Take a look
What did I see
What the hell was that
Did a giant cockroach
Eat my cat?

I couldn’t believe
What my eyes saw
It ate my cat
Then came for more
It was bigger ‘n me
‘bout six feet two
I just didn’t
Know what to do

I wanted to run
But I just froze
The darned great ‘roach
Stood on my toes
He licked his eyes
And looked at me
As if to say
Ah there’s my tea

Then I remembered
It was night
So standing still
I turned on the light
That darned roach
Turned and ran
Tried to hide
Under a frying pan

But out of luck
Was our friend
He went to meet
A legless end
I chopped them off
One by one
Now that sucker
Sure can’t run

So there he sits
Middle o the room
On his back
He met his doom
I was quick
I was able
Now he is
My coffee table.

LOVE AT FIRST BITE

I saw you the other night
I smell your blood so hot
I just had to follow
To find out what you’ve got
Hair of gold and lips so red
I was blinded by the sight
And when I came to take you
It was love at first bite

My hairy hands began to sweat
My teeth began to grow
You hadn’t eaten garlic
How I loved you so
I touched your cheek and bit your neck
It all felt so right
When I got a taste of you
It was love at first bite

But then things were going wrong
As the dawn began to show
And I left my baby love
Yes I had to go
And down thro’ all the centuries
When I see dawn’s early light
I remember you and your blood
And love at first bite.